I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Randomize
