There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Shame - the story of my life.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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