that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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