yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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