It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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