They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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