Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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