...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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