spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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