some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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