I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
