all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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