i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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