Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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