so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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