A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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