my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My cat gives me a boner
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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