dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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