how can u be prego again
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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