I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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