Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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