My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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