I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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