when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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