i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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