i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize