the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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