Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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