OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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