Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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