I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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