I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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