She said her name was "party"
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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