if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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