it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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