Christians are straight up FREAKS
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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