guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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