That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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