You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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