How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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