so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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