chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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