Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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