I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
