I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
She swung at the pinata with crutches
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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