I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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