You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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