My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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