Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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