The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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