But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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