I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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